- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

I am a mime

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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