Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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