roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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epic win?

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arena football

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

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