penis in the camel

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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