What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

I shot a bitch.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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