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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

What do you call white trash Garbage

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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