I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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