What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Connor is homo

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Urban ghettos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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