Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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