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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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