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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

A seal walks into a club.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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