Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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