- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

what goes boo a sock

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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