- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

hi penis ham telephone

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

why was the boy crying he had cancer

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

do you have a wife?

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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