- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

where is the world?

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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