- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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