why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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mikey is cute

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What's two plus two? Window

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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