Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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david weres the slug gone

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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