- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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