What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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