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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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