- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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