I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

matt is fat

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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