what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What would Muhammed do?

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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silver bullet?

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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