- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

okay so theres this guy.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

save me from the nothing ive become

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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