Joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Well this is pointless.....

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Today is March 22.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Take part of what?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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