- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

women's rights.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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