Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Women's Rights

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Immigration Laws

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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woman's rights

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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