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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Vaginal secretions

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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