Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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