- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

vitamin c

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Knock knock Come in

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

13 =B you just learned something

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

hey hey apple

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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