- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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