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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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