- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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