- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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