- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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