- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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