There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

seek beauty

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

a person who will soon die of beeties

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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