- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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