- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

are u black unlucky

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

I agree

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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