My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

This is sparta No this is patrick

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

seek beauty

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

autistic kids rock

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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