What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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XD Jackass.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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