Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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your going to die

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Kony 2012

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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