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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Christians

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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pedophile

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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