The Holocaust

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Wumbo

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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