Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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A hayride would be fun.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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2+2= 478

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Chikin nuggets

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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you.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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