- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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