What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

69.9

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

thumb_up thumb_down -52

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

thumb_up thumb_down -60

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Your momma's so fat...

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Gale swallows.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

thumb_up thumb_down +43

womens sports...

thumb_up thumb_down +39

you.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops