What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Kony 2012

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Your momma's so fat...

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Miami Heat.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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