What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

thumb_up thumb_down +51

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

2+2= 478

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Chikin nuggets

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The economy.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

thumb_up thumb_down +15

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

thumb_up thumb_down +13

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops