What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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