YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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You.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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A fat man on a moped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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